Ok so I have this associate (I say this because she is someone I hang out with but not often) lets call her “Ham”
I had mutual friends with Ham…… Lets call them “Macaroni” and “I don’t know”
One day I invited Ham, Macaroni and I don’t know to hang out with me and my homeboy (let’s call him Cheese). We all met up at I don’t knows house and started pre- gaming before Cheese picked us up…
I gave the girls a heads up and told them that Cheese was married with kids and that he wouldn’t leave his wife for nothing. But if they wanted to do them at least they knew what they were getting into…
So Cheese picks us up we were low on gas so we stop into a gas station…While Cheese was paying for gas.. The subject came up on how cute Cheese was…. I don’t know wasn’t sure on what she thought of Cheese…
Ham said that she thought Cheese was ugly and not her type at all, Macaroni said she thought Cheese was very cute and since she wasn’t looking for anything serious she didn’t have a problem with him having a wife….
So it was clear to all the girls that if anything Macaroni called dibs on Cheese…
We get to the club and right away Cheese starts buying patron shots and we start chasing them with GreyGoose and redbull….
About an hour later the girls and I were feeling nice and took a trip to the bathroom….
While we on our way to the bathroom the photographer for the night ask if we could take a picture..
We get on line for the bathroom
And Macaroni starts talking about how ugly she thinks she came out ..I quickly tell her she’s bugging and that she was the only one that I thought came out good (Which was true the rest of us looked busted lol) Macaroni is very photogenic but has a very low self esteem.
Ham knew this and would always say things to make Macaroni feel like shit..like in this case….
After I complemented Macaroni on how cute she came out Ham came out and said how Macaroni never comes out good in pictures..There was no need for ham to say that and all of us just looked at her like she was crazy…
I knew already that this night wasn’t going to be a good one…Ham started hating early and I knew she was up to something…..
We head back to where Cheese was and he orders another round of shots while this is happening Macaroni goes in on Cheese and starts a conversation with him…Ham comes out of no where and literally steps in between them cuts Macaroni off and puts her moves on Cheese….Next thing you know Ham and Cheese are making out right in front of Macaroni…
I knew Ham smelled funny but when she did that I knew she been out the fridge way to long….It was time to throw Ham out.. I told I don’t know what happened and she wasn’t sure on how to react…..
Finally it was 4am and we got in the car to head to the dinner …..We get in front of Americana’s ,Macaroni, I don’t know and I get out of the car and go into the dinner 15 minutes pass and Ham and Cheese still have not came in I went outside and they were not
There..
I call Ham and Cheese none of them pick up there phone….Hmmmmm I wonder what they were doing lol
The next day Ham calls I don’t know and tells her how Cheese was on her dick and how they talked all night in front of her house…SMH
I thought that was hilarious for the simple fact is that Cheese has a wife hes not gonna put all the effort into rotten Ham when he has fresh ones at home….
She wound up being full of shit ….He was bagging her out all night and he said she wasn’t even a good lay …Oouch
Macaroni and ham stopped being friends after that and Macaroni wound up getting that Cheese on her after all….lol
To all the Rotten Ham’s out there stop hating you might just get somewhere…lol