Smut Syndrome

Promoters, promoters, promoters…….. I love you guys. I really do but SOME of you guys have caught the Smut Syndrome………

What’s the “Smut syndrome” you ask????

Well first I need to define the meaning of a ” Smut ” ( In club Terms ) A smut is a female who goes to clubs and makes friends with the promoters so they can hang around and get free drinks ….For the most part smuts are very pretty or have big ” assets ” ( if you know what I mean ) …..They bounce from one table to another till they are drunk enough to go home with someone. Smuts come in packs so if you see one there is another one close by.. They usually have messed with more than one guy in the group..And they are also known as “Bottle Whores”

Back to the subject….

Promoters I must say have a fucking great job.. They hang out listen to music, dance and chill with pretty ladies / smuts ….. But sometimes very rarely a promoter catches himself  resenting the smuts…

One after another smuts come in and out his life messing with his homeboys and screwing mad dudes….Only coming to him so he can pour a drink..

(This is when the “Smut Syndrome” is in full effect) He starts bashing the smuts all over the web..Every chance he can.. (I see why some promoters can get fed up with the smuts) But that is just how the food chain is….There would be no you if it wasn’t for smuts.

Here is a break down

1. A bookie books the club

2. Then he gets Promoters

3. Promoters befriend pretty girls

4. Pretty girls get free drinks from promoters

5. Pretty girls get drunk and have a good time

6. Pretty girls bring more pretty girls next week

7. Dudes start hearing that there are a lot of pretty girls at your spot

8. Dudes start coming to your club to  see pretty girls in hopes to get laid

9. Promoters make their money and often get ass from the smuts..

10. Smuts go home drunk

11. Promoters go home laid and paid

(Shit that doesn’t sound bad to me! shit If I was a dude I want to be a promoter)

That’s just how the cookie crumbles

Don’t get me wrong some smuts deserve it.. But if you’re a promoter and your talking shit about bird this, smut that, ho this… Then maybe you should think about quitting your job…

Those smuts are the ones in the end of the day putting money in your pocket… So don’t hate the smut …embrace her.. Thank her for being such a groupie that she puts out easily…

This brings you clientele… Look at it like your there pimp but instead of them bringing you back  money they bring you more dudes to trick on them..WHICH MEANS MORE MONEY….. MORE  MONEY…. MORE MONEY in your pocket homie.

I’m just saying promoters give the smuts a break.. lol

Stop the “Smut Syndrome” in its tracks before it spreads